Thursday, March 4, 2010

Never Argue With A 4 Year Old At 3AM

4yr old: Daddy! (louder and more irritated) Daddy!

Me: (waking up groggy) What?

4yr old: I need a fluffy pillow.

Me: (still groggy and now confused) What?

4yr old: I need a fluffy pillow.

Me: Okay. (returning with a the first pillow I could find could find "fluffy") Here.

4yr old: A white fluffy pillow. (it's a brown fluffy pillow)

Me: (Returning with a white fluffy pillow) Here's your white fluffy pillow.

4yr old: (offended) No, the other white fluffy pillow!

Me:(Tempted to argue, but desperately wanting to go back to sleep, so quickly getting a different white fluffy pillow) Here it is.

4yr old: I said white!

Me: It is white!

4yr old:(Suspecting some kind of trick, peering suspiciously at the pillow through the darkness) Oh,....okay. (she lays her head down and instantly starts snoring).





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